Praying at the Porcelain Altar

Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)

Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004

altavista

A boolean search engine that rivals even the great wordgoogle/word

I founded where Carmen Sandiego with Altavista!

by PoptartKing August 21, 2003

Alltaken

Alltakenus Thelackofbrainus. Common English is simply "Alltaken." The term is used of lusers who hail from New Zealand with high hopes of taking over the elusive paper clip market. Common things they whine about are America, Dittohead, and the fact that some other feckless island in the south pacific managed to "st0l3d!!!11213$@$!@#$!" their place as "beginning of the world" in timezones. They are known to burn precious national artifacts of your nation like your Flag.

Oh noes!!11#$@oneelven! it's Alltaken!

by B1FF! March 4, 2005

altamont

town and raceway made infamous by the 1969 free concert by the Rolling Stones, WHO HIRED THE HELL'S ANGELS TO PROVIDE SECURITY. Needless to say, shit got frantic and a kid died.

Smooth move dumbass. Tip 1 when planning a concert: DON'T HIRE BIKERS WHO WANT TO GANGRAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU BLEED TO DEATH FROM STAB WOUNDS AS SECURITY GAURDS.

by Shawn E. November 12, 2003

Alta Loma High School

Alta Loma High School is in the infamous Rancho Cucamonga. It is where all the "COOL KIDS" go. filled with bros, blacks, preps, jocks, and the misfits with the platform boots! Its biggest rival is Los Osos High School and no matter what sport it is they have to get in a fight over it to see who is better. Alta Loma and Los Osos tag eachother up to prove what they call a point! Even though they are rivals and say they hate eachother, everybody that goes to Alta Loma are friends with the rich kids at Los Osos. Alta Loma is obsessed with their football program and would die for it if they had to. This high school is the first school in Rancho Cucamonga and if you dont go here or you make fun of it you better run cause these kids dont mess around!

Alta Loma High School is in the infamous 909

by Alta Loma High School January 16, 2008

alotafloppypuss

Where you are playing volleyball and your vagina falls out of your spandex.

Grace is one big alotafloppypuss.

by sloven October 8, 2009

Alta

Alta is the feminine Spanish/Italian name meaning tall or high. It's orgin in the United States began around 1910. It is a very unique name who's popularity is on the rise.

Alta was making her way down the hall way to Spainish class.

by Tommy'sgirl2018 September 30, 2018