Alphabetist

Someone who is prejudiced against people who's names start with a letter near the end of the alphabet.

"Man we always get stuck at the end of the line, it sucks."
"Ya man. Its cause our names start in W and Y, and everyone here is a damn alphabetist."

by wrightman690 July 2, 2009

Alpha Kenyan

A person who runs very fast and or jumps high. This phrase often pertains to African Americans in that they stereotypically are fast, agile and athletic people.

Holy shit man did you see how fast Jahmal was running? Yeah dude he's like an Alpha Kenyan!

by AfFlIcTeD StAtE January 27, 2010

alphabet song

HOLY SHIT IT'S JUST TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

Guy: I JUST REALISED THE ALPHABET SONG IS TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Other Guy:My childhood is destroyed

by JERACERX May 30, 2016

alphacuntitis

Females that suffer from a syndrome of being a giant cunt.

Inflammation of the female ego.

I heard Shannon was sick...
- ya she has a bad case of alphacuntitis.

by Pfole August 11, 2017

Alpha Asian

An Asian who exhibits exemplary academic, athletic, musical, and social skill. Is extremely good looking, popular, and has been accepted to every Ivy League school.

Ling ling is an Alpha Asian

by You FBI agent October 15, 2019

Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher

An Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher is someone who gives really shitty advice pretending to be jacked and the smartest human on Earth.
Most of these people run an Instagram or Twitter account giving 'very' useful advice and commonly being named things such as 'Billionaire Mindset' or 'Alpha Male Daily'.
Also they normally have really bad maths/English skills.

Example 1:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "75% of men run after their girlfriends, the other 25% become millionaires"
Example 2:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "80% of men don't know basic math, the other 34% get women"

by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022

False Alpha Dog

A technique where the man fakes orgasm during intercourse.

She was getting really into it, but I was pretty tired, so I pulled a False Alpha Dog and then went to sleep.

It was April Fools' Day yesterday, so I false alpha dogged my wife a couple of times.

by thugboatz February 5, 2010