Gib alert

Issued when a woman with large heaving breasts is seen in the immediate vicinity. Similar in nature to the California Highway Patrol's "Sig alert", but for a more uplifting purpose.

Driver: "Check out all these hot chicks..."
Passenger: "Woah! Gib alert!"
Driver: "Where?!"
*car crash*
*Sig alert*

by wuanitchank June 29, 2009

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Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they out out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 05, 2022

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Slurp Alert

A phrase that signifies that it's time for an alcoholic beverage. Usually yelled out when one of your drinking buddies is walking in the direction of the fridge because you want them to grab you one.

It can also be used as a question to ask your friends/family if they need another drink because you have run out of booze yourself and are getting up to grab another.

Example 1:
*Friend gets up and starts walking towards the kitchen and you notice your beer is empty*

"SLURP ALERT!"

Example 2:
*You finish your beer so you decide to grab another one*

"Slurp alert, anyone?"

by Kurtis "Krazy Eyez" Killah October 06, 2011

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lurk alert

A phrase or saying one will use when they see a "lurk" or a "creeper" nearby. Used as a warning to female friends to stay away from the creep.

"I don't like this area girl, we should initiate a lurk alert"

Girl: "Look at that creepy guy over there staring at the children by the playground...lurk alert!"

by TARABOP March 17, 2009

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pdf-alert

A warning by the writer of a text, right after a link directing to a PDF-file in order to warn the people with slow computers that the link directs to a PDF-file, in order to prevent crashes.

Here's some data I collected that might be useful(pdf-alert).

by SNSP January 25, 2010

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