alcachofa

alcachofas are putas. Do not trust them.

maría: hello
javier: OMG you're such an alcachofa get away fron me

by Chimijavi May 25, 2018

Alcahal

Alcohol in an asian accent

This Alcahal is very strong!

by DDS95 July 2, 2018

alcarsehole

A person who is otherwise a lovely individual but becomes a complete arsehole every time they drink alcohol.

He's usually a sound guy but he's an alcarsehole so don't invite him to the pub if you don't want your night out ruined.

by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018

Alcachofa

Some sexy spanish dude in need of love. Just love him, ladies, he'll appreciate it and love you back

Girl 1: Oh wow, Alcachofa is sho hot!
Girl 2: I'm gonna eat him all up!
Girl 1: Not if I do it first!

by Neko_San-Car February 21, 2018

Alcatraz Island Iced Tea

Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.

“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”

by Alcatraz Alcoholic December 7, 2018

Alcayzheimer's

The state of being bladdered and not remembering what you've said, only to repeat the same thing when you're sober.

John was pissed again last night when he phoned me. When I met him today he kept repeating what he'd said. A severe case of alcayzheimer's.

by CyberSauzee June 4, 2019

Alcatraz Island

Some weird ass island where some criminals lived, other people lived their too.

Al Capone: Yeah, I been to Alcatraz Island before, why?
Town: Wait.. aren't you dead?

by Town#0001 on Discord March 26, 2019