awarewolf

a werewolf who understands.

examples of awarewolf: sigmund freud, wittgenstein, chomsky, einstein and other celebrity figures who are awarewolves.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

Alwarey

Someone who despises non-dubbed anime. He is often disruptive and loud, always wanting to be the centre of attention. He denies the existance of online games and enjoys a session of rap every now and then.

Ameer: Hey you watched episode 29 of Gundam yet?

Sohail: What, no, Gundam sucks, 50 cent videos are better.

Ameer: What the hell, no they aren't!!

Sohail: Yeah they are, innit, MC12 rappah in da house!!

Ameer: You played any Fiesta or Runescape yet?

Sohail: What the hell is that?

Ameer: An Internet game.

Sohail: What the hell, computers aren't meant for games they're meant for nerds an' geeks an' stuff.

Ameer: You're such an Alwarey.

by Jeffrey Greggs February 7, 2009

Singles' Awareness Day

see Valentine's Day. Also known as S.A.D., Singles' Awareness Day is how perpetually single people refer to Valentine's Day.

As Jenny began to notice conversation hearts and sickening mushy cards gracing the shelves of retail stores, she knew that Singles' Awareness Day was coming up.

by Yelsie December 31, 2010

Total Information Awareness

The latest DARPA program to officially take away the rights from the Americans.

Only thing I agree with the ACLU on is that their against Total Information Awareness.

by Elitist January 20, 2004

crotch awareness

Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site

Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.

by ladislav77 June 8, 2020

suicide awareness month

No, it’s NOT no-simp September. it’s suicide awareness month… Please stop covering up something serious 😃

Person A: It’s No-simp-sept-
Person B: 💥🔫 Shut the hell up, it’s suicide awareness month.

by postingtruemeanings September 3, 2021

Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.

Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.

by Prodo123 March 7, 2010