addiso

someone who is SUPER petty

my cousin is definitely an addiso bro

by spaceartist April 14, 2020

xbox addict

A person whose sole purpose in life is to go on games and believe that they are in the games. Usually fat males in their teens-twenties who join games, abuse the casual players and think they're amazing even though they're pathetic because their thumbs are too fat to move fast enough, so they become hackers so that they appear amazing. Generally the lowest form of life on the planet, just below bacteria. Also can own a PS3 and become a PS3 nerd.

Casual Player: This game should be fun...

Xbox nerd: SHUT UP NERD YOUR A NOOB I'M AWESOME AT THIS GAME YOU HAVE NO LIFE!

Casual Player 2: Fucking xbox addict...

by Verkaiser August 11, 2011

Addiscott

'A-dis-cot', Noun;

Generally found in the coastal regions of Western Australia, Addiscott's are known for their brilliance, intelligence, humour, attractiveness, general awesomeness and their modesty.

Addiscott's spend the bulk of their time lifting busses off cute little puppies and herding families of ducks across/off freeways in the face of great danger to their own personal safety.

Regularly denied the accolades commonly accepted as being due to them, Addiscott's toil for the greater good.

See - Deity;

Wow, did you see that act of heroism?

Yeah, that was a real Addiscott!!

by Hollyweud January 1, 2012

Addickted

When someone, usually a female but can be a gay male, stays in a relationship with a man for the dick regardless of how he treats her. Conversely, a man that stays with a woman for the pussy regardless of how she treats him is pussywhipped and a cuck if said woman is having sex with other men and the man is perfectly fine with it.

You know you're addickted when you're always on top of his...texts whens he texts you and you're hoping that he texts you that u up? text to come over to fuck.

Other symptoms of Addicktion include: Being oblivious to the fact that he's not interested in monogamy, feeling unfulfilled after the sex because now he's stopped paying attention to you and is texting other women, and feeling better only when he gives you the D.

Kate: Why is Olivia still with Marcus? Didn't he cheat on her twice with that chick from Highland Heights?
Maria: Yeah, but she loves the sex. She's addickted. She feels like he knows how to fuck her better than any other guys so she just settles for him when the reality of the situation is she doesn't want to start over and take the time with another guy to teach him how to work her body the way she wants. Also, she told me Marcus has a big dick so that's probably another if not, the only reason she's still with him.
Kate: Oh, okay then.

by DizzyB26 April 8, 2019

Addicted to Quack

Severe addiction to hunting waterfowl. Often leads to bankruptcy and a pissed off girlfriend.

I wish I was free this weekend but I’m addicted to quack.

by Crile October 30, 2023

Bitch-Addict

Someone who can only funtion on negative energy and cannot stop complaining and finding fault even when it costs them jobs and relationships. Classic symptoms: repeating the same complaint to the same people daily; unable to take a hint; denial, abbreviated smile, glazes over and/or talks over all requests to stop complaining and/or go away, and short term memory loss (does not remember previous conversations). 90% of all Bitch-Addicts also have a cell phone and/or technology addiction. Typically chooses a captive audience, i.e. a receptionist, a fellow passenger on mass transit, or anyone who cannot immediately get away. Sometimes the behavior is 'hit-and-run', but with the intent to kill by a thousand cuts.

You: Are you still complaining about him? Girl, you're a Bitch-Addict and I'm sick of listening to you!

Bitch-Addict: Wha- I'm not kidding- he's a bona fide ass!

by maybe_its_you December 12, 2012

Drug Addict

An individual who is physically and mentally dependent on a mind altering substance.

I never thought my sister would become a drug addict.

by Christopher Ferry May 7, 2019