catholic accident

The child caboose in a (roman) catholic family, generally several to many older siblings, normally younger by as many as five years or more. Most know the Church is vehemently against abortion (duh), but it also highly disapproves of birth control, as well. This makes the likelihood of accidental / unplanned births among the most devout families almost an inevitability.

In the O'Callahan family of Medford, there are six children : Mary, Patrick, the identical twins Rory and Maile, Kathleen, and Kevin. Did I forget someone ? Oh, yes, a seventh - Edward, called Teddy by everyone else, although the twins jokingly refer to him as John Thomas behind his back as he is seven years (!) behind the next youngest sibling. Teddy is the caboose of the family, or more appropriately, the Catholic Accident, as his birth was something of a surprise (i.e., unplanned).

by Virgin Suicides April 17, 2017

acid sex

Plain and simple: sex under the influence of acid- or LSD for the scientific term.

Gary and Susan were in for a shock when they found out their teenage acid sex sessions created
a child capable of bending his perception at will :P

by Firelovesugar January 16, 2009

Acid Reign

Much loved English thrash metal band from the late 80's. Known for their sense of fun, crazy live shows, heads down speed metal and a thrashed up version of Blondie’s "Hangin On The Telephone" that they released as a Christmas single in 1989.

Albums included Moshkinstein, The Fear & Obnoxious.
They split in 1992 and have refused to reform despite many requests and facebook campaigns.

Man I wish Acid Reign would get back together just for one show, I'd get crazy drunk and jump off the PA stack just like the old days.

by James Hetfiled September 21, 2009

Acid Dip

When a man's or woman's penis is so long that it actually dips into the stomach acid of the person performing fellatio on that individual, burning the tip of the penis.

Huber and his huge dick were really pumped for the blowjob until he got the dreaded Acid Dip.

by jonboiiiiiiiiiiiiii September 30, 2010

Final destination accident

An bizarre accident; An accident that is so strange and that occurs under such unbelievable circumstances that it appears that the accident was straight out of Hollywood.

The guy's car was rear-ended and pushed into one of those car haulers - the chain securing the SUV on the top broke and it rolled off the hauler and landed in the back seat of the car crushing the chick in the back and the driver walked away without a scratch...

Wow! That was a real final destination accident.

by JimmyJay March 23, 2007

Accidental Dragon

when a woman is giving a blow job and suddenly laughs , casuing the semen to burst through her nostrils.

oh man, just as we were getting there, she laughed and ended up giving me an accidental dragon

by brandy montezz July 6, 2009

accidental pussy

having sex with someone new without ever intending to.

Aubrey: I tried calling you yesterday after work 3 times but you didn't answer.
Brad: Yea, sorry man, i dropped Jeremy off at home and then i got some accidental pussy from his roommate. It was some good hot pocket.

by Tricky77 September 8, 2012