chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole

An asshole no matter how you look at him. A complete, perfect asshole.

Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

Ashley Kimaru

Ashley Gekido Kimaru is a infamous author on a website called FanFiction.net she has written 15 stories for Digimon, Sailor Moon, Strawberry Panic!, Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, Kannazuki no Miko, and Kingdom Hearts thus far. Ashley writes Yuris, Yaois, Hentais and Incests according to her Twitter @AshleyKimaru. She is fictionally the adoptive daughter of Orochimaru and fictionally the little sister of Itachi Uchiha, Gaara of the Sand, the whole Sound Four and the rest of the Akatsuki. One of Ashley's stories that might become a legacy could be Love Finds No Gender aka LFNG a trend in the making #LoveFindsNoGender. Ashley is a Jinchuuriki-Saiyan in most of her stories and is dating Luna Rabu Takahashi (married in How We Met) and has dated Jade Hayashi one of her best friends and is the main enemy of Kylee Stephanie Samson who is rumored to come into the story of Love Finds No Gender backtracking why she hates both Jade and Ashley.

You want to wash my wheels?-Ashley Kimaru's pickup lines
"You two scared me out there! I lost a lot in my life I don't want you two too be another one of them."-Ashley in How We Met
"Ugh…shut up! Don't tell me…WHAT TO DO!"--Ashley under control of the Tanuki (Shukaku) in Baby Chronicles
"How in the holy hell does a Digimon get grounded!"--Ashley in Another Day! Another Villain!

by DarkDevilRevenge September 5, 2011

ashleen

sexy

only the best
OP asf
undefeatable
could and will send you into an oblivion

will murder you with her looks
100000 iq

my life is so shit i wish i were ashleen she possesses everything i dont

by skzzrs November 1, 2020

Ashley

a girl who is really sweet with others but if someone hates her becareful with her, btw she dont really gonna care what others think of her. she is very feminine and classy, ​​but not like the strawberry girls. She can be sometimes a little bit shy when you start to meet her but than when she have confidence with you, she is fun. She's the most beautiful girl that i ever seen and have a perfect body and a cute face. She's fun, smart, sexy, and all guys wanna be her boyfriend, but she wanna find the right guy.

Girl 1: Hi ashley, i love your tshirt
Ashley: thank you, i love your hair

by xmanlover July 26, 2011

borderline asshole

An individual who is dangerously close to being known as and reffered to as an asshole.

Jake is a borderline asshole, only learning control his temper will save him.

by Andrew Werlinger November 6, 2006

askhole

A person who repeatedly asks for advice from multiple individuals, only to ignore aforementioned advice completely. The askhole will choose the least logical option (usually their own), skipping merrily down the path into unbridled oblivion, blissfully and willingly oblivious throughout the entire ordeal.

We can conclude that an "askhole" is a gaping, cavernous pit of stupidity, into which good, sound counsel is thrown and subsequently lost forever.

Josh: So, Liz asked me for some advice about her boyfriend the other day. She said when she's with him she doesn't feel any sort of emotion... they're just kind of existing together.

Corey: So what did you tell her?

Josh: I told her if she doesn't get anything out of the relationship she should end it.

Corey: And?

Josh: And they're getting married next month.

Corey: What a askhole.

by white_knight February 23, 2013

peppermint asshole

The exquisite state in which your asshole is so sparking fresh from the overwhelming number of rimjobs, that people are able to recognize by the scent of freshness. An extremely difficult badge to obtain, as often referred to as the most difficult badge in the game.

John: Hey I heard you got 4 rimjobs at that party last night!
Jeremy: Indeed, they don't call me peppermint asshole for nothing hephep!

by BlakeShelton December 17, 2014