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asshole tomatoes

The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.
Hey Bubba, throw me one of your asshole tomatoes, will ya?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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asshole qi

The circulating life force in and around a person’s anal sphincter according to Chinese philosophy and medicine.
For years I had been working on my asshole qi when hunting for a parking space; I’ve found that this simple practice has benefited me much more than I ever anticipated.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 13, 2019
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egotistical asshole

That so-called celebrity talking so rude to the people asking for his autograph is such an egotistical asshole and so full of himself. If it weren't for those fans, he wouldn't be rich & he'd be a nobody!
by Texas Toys September 10, 2016
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major league asshole

major league asshole one who is not only an asshole but has the qualification of being an absolute asshole
George w bush used the phrase during his first campaign for president there's Adam Clymer major league asshole from the new york times
by littlejimmie November 17, 2019
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5-Star Asshole

Someone who is a reprehensible and exceptionally heinous jerk.
Let me show you that I too can be a superlative 5-Star Asshole!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2020
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Asshole Resting Face

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.
"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."
by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014
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