ALOL

Acronym for "Almost Laughed Out Loud." Variation of LOL.

Chatter A: "What kind of cat can jump higher than a house?"
Chatter B: "I dunno. What kind?"
Chatter A: "All kinds! Houses can't jump! duh.."
Chatter B: "ALOL! It's funnier that you think that joke is funny."

by Acronymophile September 28, 2011

Assoluto Racing

A retarded game made for people who cant afford to get a PC

You guys wanna play Assoluto Racing?

by IXRASSOLUTO May 27, 2020

Astolfoballsfanpage

Known for being a very handsome and cool guy also funny and awesome. Also has sexual relations with qamke

Astolfoballsfanpage is in love with qamke

by Astolfoballsfanpage February 22, 2021

alol

Meaning Actually Laughing Out Loud, this acronym has become a necessity in todays generation due to the ever so frequent lol's. Most users of the acronym lol know that no real laughing takes place when the acronym is mentioned. Thus the creation of alol. Meant to be used ever so delicately in situations where you ACTUALLY laugh.

Similar to LOL, LMAO, LMFAO.... basically anything that is capitalized as it signifies extremes.

Michael: Dude, whats the difference between an 'Oooh' and an 'Aaah' ?
Bhavin: ... what?
M: About 3 inches!
B: WTF ALOL!!!

by Hindusouljah September 19, 2010

AJLOL

Actually Just Laughed Out Loud. To differentiate between something that is amusing and something that made you laugh in earnest.

"Ha! That made me AJLOL!"

Or just: "AJLOL!"

by HumbleAdonis July 7, 2015

aslone

A big bad ass motherfucker. Scares most with his don't take shit attitude. You would rather jack a mountain lion off in a phone booth with cockleburs than mess with this person.

Don't move, an Aslone is coming.

by adsf4 January 5, 2017

alologies

When something is funny but you still feel the need to apologise for it

When you've tripped a brother over by accident. "my alologies Bro"

by Jimmybro July 24, 2017