are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Idiots compete with children for cash prizes

Are you smarter than a fifth grader? no

by Lazy727 October 24, 2007

are you fistfucking me?

An exclamation of surprise and angst.

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??

by newsvava February 12, 2009

are we there yet?

The incessant question used by passengers to incite the driver of a vehicle to distraction. This inquiry results in more accidents and divorces than cell phone usage and internet use combined. The only correct defense from the insanity induced by the constant inquiry is, "It's at least another hour." even when the destination is only another 5 minutes.

Q: "Are we there yet"
A: "It's at LEAST another hour..."

by ~n~ December 8, 2004

Are your jimmies rustled?

jimmies – feelings / thoughts / ego
rustled – hurt / disturbed
unrustled – peaceful / calm

As per Know Your Meme, the expression originated from 4chan in late 2010, and is used by trolls to "convey feelings of discontent or discomfort in response to someone else’s post in imageboards and discussion forums".

The expression is an alternate form of "u mad bro?".

Victim: What the heck is your problem!?
Troll: Are your jimmies rustled?
Victim: ...What is this I don't even—
Troll: *trollface*

by AgentRev December 18, 2012

are you good at multitasking

Its a reference to a nsfw Karlnap ao3 fanfic

karl: *praying at church prime*
sapnap: are you good at multitasking ? ;)

Dreamxd: IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

by nahneil June 17, 2021

Are you serious?

A question asked in disbelief with an extremely sarcastic tone questioning someones actions or statement. It is a way to point out someones stupidity in the form of a question.

total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.

Note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question

Hall: i definitely think that girl is hotter than jessica simpson.

Bush: that girl in our science class she's barely average.

Hall: I think she's amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?

Bush: Are you serious?

by Randoni April 6, 2009

Are you serious right now?!

An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.

Husband: "Hey sweetie... you in the mood for some lovin?"

Wife: "Are you serious right now?!"

by mello yello October 1, 2009