Apololies

To lie, while apologizing.

Donald Oh, he's not in? I apololies.

by KaliaKatastrophe April 19, 2017

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appligize

How Donald Trump pronounces the word "apologize"

I deeply appligize, my good sir

by Hugh Mungus 2.0 January 19, 2017

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apolofies

When you disable auto correct and you need to say sorry

Lance sends his apolofies for the wrong spelling

by Literacy God May 13, 2017

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Apologitis

A person who is always apologising.

Side effects: Everyone else will tell you to stop apologising

Damn, you're always apologising. You must have apologitis.

by cheesepwn March 28, 2019

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Torture Apologist

A person who offers an argument in defense of the controversial practice of inflicting severe pain or suffering on someone as a punishment or in order to force them to do or say something.

The torture apologist provided insider knowledge to defend his views on the use of torture on prisoners to obtain valuable information.

by camwilcox November 25, 2020

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A "pedophile apologist" is a person who defends pedophiles.

The first type of apologists advocate for pedos to be helped and treated with therapy as to prevent them from causing any harm.
The second type of apologists may either downplay pedophilic behavior or defend an actual pedophile.

Mike: Can you believe Jake is a pedophile apologist?
Jane: He's just saying how helping them is the best option, I think it's fine.

by TheBigBadBobby October 16, 2023

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