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by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021
Get the UrbDic Advertisementsmug. When an advertisement is of little and or no value to the recipient of the receiver of the advertisements.
by Patrick the Starfish001 October 14, 2023
Get the devalued advertisementsmug. Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"
Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"
Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"
Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"
Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"
Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."
Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"
Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."
Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."
Hym "Alright..."
Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"
Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"
Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"
Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"
Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."
Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"
Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."
Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."
Hym "Alright..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
Get the Book Advertisementmug. by Wqter January 5, 2019
Get the Advertisementmug. The legal name for the "moderate misdemeanor"-level crime of causing someone to be deluged with junk mail. Often performed by a disgruntled acquaintance of said individual as a way of getting even with the person for a perceived wrongdoing, and usually accomplished by "anonymously" contacting multitudes of businesses/organizations by phone/fax/email and/or responding to paper/internet junk-mail ads that you yourself receive by filling out the advertisers' response-forms in your victim's name, so that he will soon begin receiving tons of useless crap in his mailbox and/or e-mail account, receiving innumerable telemarketing/sales-calls, getting loads of junk-faxes (which of course will create the added headache/expense of his having to buy more paper and ink for his machine from its dutifully printing out all those useless ads!), having salespeople knocking at his door at all hours, etc.
Another sometimes-effective/successful use for harassment by unwelcome advertisement is to pressure the "targeted" person to do something you want (think, the hilariously-infamous "Taliban Hotline" animated cartoon); extra points if you also choose the types of advertisers --- and your method of sending the ad-responses --- strategically, so as to inflict maximum discomfort/humiliation on your victim, such as requesting info/offers from controversial and/or "spicy" organizations like the KKK or "adult" product/literature producers, and sending some of the requests via post card instead of discretely-concealing envelopes, so that every Tom, Dick, and Harry in the postal system is made shockingly aware that this person is apparently interested in these questionable/controversial services.
by QuacksO August 19, 2018
Get the harassment by unwelcome advertisementmug. by ShimYeong December 24, 2020
Get the Advertisementmug. adverTIsemenTS
by What’s your handle321 July 10, 2024
Get the Advertisementsmug.