A dream in which sexual adventures are replaced with college acceptances, and you have the pleasures of dreaming that you have, in fact, been accepted into college. These are just as disappointing to wake up from as sexual dreams.
"I had a nocturnal admission last night."
"Aw, man, again?"
"This time it was Dartmouth...I cried when I woke up."
"Aw, man, again?"
"This time it was Dartmouth...I cried when I woke up."
by danjdber January 17, 2010
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The noise in the cafeteria rose above the decibel level of a single chirping cricket, so the administration was called in to restore order.
70 children were expelled that day.
70 children were expelled that day.
by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012
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by bryceadkins May 4, 2009
Get the Adkins mug.Short for Network Administrator, a Net Admin in some cases is an under appreciated super-technician with experience in many fields that relate to maintenance/management/setup/configuration/*etc. of a computer network and its devices that may be within or on the outside (ex. Mobile users).
Their resume by themselves require a degree in acronyms do decipher and include extensive certifications like MCSA, MCSE, CCNA, CCNP, NETWORK+, A+,Linux+, LPI (multiple levels), **etc. (just to mention some of the more well known).
A good Net Admin keeps the system working day in and day out, week after week, month to month, year after year, like to infinity and that means no holidays, weekends, or social life.
They also tolerate so much B.S. from upper level management, CTOs, clients, computer illiterate coworkers, clowns, and cross-talk. It is no wonder that they only do this for limited amount of time and then become network consultants (read #3 please) or Rogue Net Admin.
Finally, they are indispensable for businesses that use computers and should therefore receive gifts like a nice binary watch or pocket protectors for they are the ones that keep the “precious” network running.
Footnotes:
*etc. = changing desktop wallpapers, making a WORD shortcut on the desktop because users can’t find it in the start menu, and apparently fixing: televisions, programmable VCR’s, dishwashers, radios and just about anything that uses 120VAC.
**etc. = the love of acronyms in IT is amazing: MySQL, HTML, DHTML, CSS, PHP, ASP, WAN, LAN, WWAN, WIFI, PPOE, BIOS, CMOS, MOBO, SVGA, SXVGA, TCP/IP, SMTP, POP, IMAP, RAM, ROM, HDD, SSD, OS, OSI,ISO, mIRC,… that is just what comes to mind…
Their resume by themselves require a degree in acronyms do decipher and include extensive certifications like MCSA, MCSE, CCNA, CCNP, NETWORK+, A+,Linux+, LPI (multiple levels), **etc. (just to mention some of the more well known).
A good Net Admin keeps the system working day in and day out, week after week, month to month, year after year, like to infinity and that means no holidays, weekends, or social life.
They also tolerate so much B.S. from upper level management, CTOs, clients, computer illiterate coworkers, clowns, and cross-talk. It is no wonder that they only do this for limited amount of time and then become network consultants (read #3 please) or Rogue Net Admin.
Finally, they are indispensable for businesses that use computers and should therefore receive gifts like a nice binary watch or pocket protectors for they are the ones that keep the “precious” network running.
Footnotes:
*etc. = changing desktop wallpapers, making a WORD shortcut on the desktop because users can’t find it in the start menu, and apparently fixing: televisions, programmable VCR’s, dishwashers, radios and just about anything that uses 120VAC.
**etc. = the love of acronyms in IT is amazing: MySQL, HTML, DHTML, CSS, PHP, ASP, WAN, LAN, WWAN, WIFI, PPOE, BIOS, CMOS, MOBO, SVGA, SXVGA, TCP/IP, SMTP, POP, IMAP, RAM, ROM, HDD, SSD, OS, OSI,ISO, mIRC,… that is just what comes to mind…
Purely hypothetical because in reality this would not happen… too often.
Girl: So what do you do for a living?
Guy: Well, I am a “Net Admin” (thinks he’s cool)
Girl: What’s that?
Guy: A network administrator… (chick = clueless)... (uhhh simplify), I work on computers.
Girl: Oh cool, so you can fix my TV…
Girl: So what do you do for a living?
Guy: Well, I am a “Net Admin” (thinks he’s cool)
Girl: What’s that?
Guy: A network administrator… (chick = clueless)... (uhhh simplify), I work on computers.
Girl: Oh cool, so you can fix my TV…
by LightenFX December 30, 2008
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Where are the weapons of mass destruction?.. Why havent we found Osama Binladin? Why did Bush become president when Gore has more votes? and where is little timmy?
by Jonny Donut June 6, 2004
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Im on about the gaming admin:
1: good admin:
fair just and make good comments. kick team killers but if it was under very bad circumstaces will let you off.
Bad admin: kicks everyone that kills him, kicks somone with a just reason or point.basically kicks
oh and makes sure he has admin mod so that if somone kills him he can be invincible or smack them or something gay like that.
also have a habit of when a map is voted in byt 90% of the players will change it because he doesnt like it.
dont insult them though, hell kick and ban you
somemof them are horrible liers aswell claiming they work for valve and will have you arrested for swearing
Im on about the gaming admin:
1: good admin:
fair just and make good comments. kick team killers but if it was under very bad circumstaces will let you off.
Bad admin: kicks everyone that kills him, kicks somone with a just reason or point.basically kicks
oh and makes sure he has admin mod so that if somone kills him he can be invincible or smack them or something gay like that.
also have a habit of when a map is voted in byt 90% of the players will change it because he doesnt like it.
dont insult them though, hell kick and ban you
somemof them are horrible liers aswell claiming they work for valve and will have you arrested for swearing
<<GLA>> HoLsTeR_SmAsH: admin u gey fck learn to pay and quit with the grav screwing
<<GLA>> HoLsTeR_SmAsH was kicked.
<<GLA>> HoLsTeR_SmAsH was kicked.
by alex weeden May 19, 2004
Get the admin mug.One who has little to no social life whatsoever, and instead has decided to become a tools on Wikipedia. Most editors are not admins, because everybody hates admins.
Hey do you want to be a wikipedia administrator?
No way dude, everybody hates them and I have social life.
No way dude, everybody hates them and I have social life.
by Menteus42 March 11, 2010
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