schnitzel the pork

Putting curry on a brown persons dick.

"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"

by bbee_2000001233 November 7, 2017

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

Chicken schnitzel

To be cummed on and rolled in the sand like a schnitzel would flour

Angel being chicken schnitzeled

by My name is rj April 12, 2020

Schnitzel Groover

A mythological tool used for making Vagina's by the Viking Gods.
or can be used for just any tool you've forgotten the name of that you want the apprentice to fetch by Gesturing/pointing in a very broad direction towards the back of the Garage...He/she is expected to mind read exactly what it is & deliver it promptly to a waiting hand

"oi you little fucker, grab the Schnitzel Groover & bring it over here"

by A_B_M January 23, 2024

Green Schnitzel

Using a cooked sausage as a cannabis pipe.

Bro 1- This family BBQ is cool.

Bro 2- Yeah man, I just toked up a green schnitzel.

by Kuruptos December 24, 2014

Schnitzel Wurst

The act of interrupting the intercourse, which takes place in a sandy area (I.e beach, playground etc), in order to coat the genitals of the male in sand and then continue the coitus.

George 22

"I like long walks on the beach after giving the good ol' schnitzel wurst"

by The good listener July 27, 2019

nonshit schnitzeled

To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.

Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.

by el capitano! October 4, 2018