mondo

To experience a severe and violent episode of withdrawal as a result of not using Facebook.

Matthew hasn't checked Facebook today, so he's over on the floor sweating profusely and bleeding from the eyes and mouth. He's totally gone mondo.

by osujoe June 13, 2011

Mondo

Mondo can be different things but it's also an Italian word.
It means "world"

Person 1: "ho conosciuto tuo cugino in un altro stato" (eng: I met your cousin in another state)

Person 2: "il mondo è davvero piccolo! " (eng: the world sure is small!)

by Champ-P October 30, 2020

mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female

I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight

by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023

Mondo Monday

The act of sending outrageous, thought provoking text messages to irritate a friend, preferably Mondo, preferably on a monday

“Man I love Mondo Monday”
“Mondo Monday is a movement”
“Mondo Mondays are getting to Mondo”

by Cactus Munging November 1, 2022

mondo fu fu-ness

describes an action or event as crazy or insane, but can also be used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, make-up or wrong

"But she said that you guys were like total BFFs!" said Brittany

"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany

by life form from planet zeron January 1, 2009

mondo dome

describes an intense session of getting head from your girlfriend

dude, i just got mondo dome from my girl, i can barely move.

by livewire93 January 21, 2011

Mondo 問答

Mondō / 問答
Japanese loan word from Zen Buddhist tradition roughly translated as "scripture-independent clarity, as taught by a profoundly illuminating teacher". Mondo also translates from Ido, Esperanto, and Italian as "world" or "planet".

Quotation from Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia:
"A mondō (問答, Chinese: wèndá) is a recorded collection of dialogues between a pupil and a rōshi (a Zen Buddhist teacher). Zen tradition values direct experience and communication over scriptures. (Some teachers go so far as to instruct their pupils to tear up their scriptures.) However, sometimes the mondō acts as a guide on the method of instruction."

Student: "Teacher, why is it that instantaneous travel is possible for short distances? Faster-than-light travel used to transmit information violates the laws of quantum physics."
Teacher: "Mondo 問答 ; Tachyons might be a fringe-theory for that idea."

by Domina Anna May 17, 2025