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Beetle-Rash

An extremely rare skin rash you can only get from violating a dead body that appears on your face, red and in the shape of a Glasgow smile. This is only contagious via transferring sweat or fluids via sex with said individual.
This chick I worked with went to Vegas for the weekend and hooked up with this stripper and totally got beetle-rash. Turns out he worked as a mortician during the day and moonlighted as a stripper and forgot to shower that day, eek!
by Pvt.joekerr* September 30, 2011
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shrimp rash

The splotchy red skin texture developed by white people in response to prolonged sun exposure. See also: melanin, wet dog smell.
Damn, check them shrimp rashin' fools playing volleyball!
by Jorge Aviles June 22, 2006
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Cunt-rash

A red dotted rash that appears around the vaginal area of a woman as a result of obeseity. Sometimes causing bleeding and also known to create a horridly smelling scent from a cheese like discharge from the rash. Not a very good thing to have when indulging in oral sex, especially if you are the giver to that who has the Cunt-rash.
'I went to go down on the obese mail-order, only to find she had an enormous cunt-rash that was spewing out cheese.'
by Penis Butter August 11, 2006
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Krundle Rash

A break out of serious blisters all across ones Krundle.
"I went to the doctor and he said I had a Krundle Rash."
by HanGr3nade1 September 6, 2009
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pit rash

The resulting injuries due to participation in a mosh pit.
I totally got pit rash from the dude wearing spike bracelets. That was a great show LOL!!!
by KRISTY TALLICA December 14, 2009
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Hand Rash

Noun- The after effects of chronically jacking off with your penis to the point where it peels! Baters...
Dude I gave myself such a bad "Hand Rash" after watching Back Door Sluts 9 for 3 hours last night!
by HandRashFealsGood May 29, 2010
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track rash

Skin irritation, usually caused by falling during a track meet or practice. There are various types of track rash, depending on the surface on which the competitor falls. Asphalt causes less severe track rash than rubber.
Amanda: "Alayna! You took that hurdle out hard. Are you ok?"
Alayna: "Been better. Broken wrist and major track rash."
by Queen of the World July 15, 2008
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