1. A word used mainly by idiotic teenagers to describe a complete retard. Short for mongol. Is mongol short for Mongolian? I'm not sure.
2. Contraction of man thong (a thong made for or worn by a male).
2. Contraction of man thong (a thong made for or worn by a male).
by Zelda199 February 20, 2007
Dude, I went to the French Riviera looking for hot naked chicks but instead I saw a bunch of guys bearing their nasty hairy asses and wearing mongs. Makes me glad to be an American!
by Rooster_D January 26, 2008
One who is sexy and derives income from the earnings of a prostitute usually by soliciting business.
by Seth February 09, 2005
To sit down and relax, allowing the effects of whatever you have just taken (alcohol, weed, etc) to sink in and take over you.
(smoking a joint) A- Woah, doesn't everything look...green?
(doing the same) B- Don't mong yet you freak; fight the mong!
1- Oi, you alrite?
2-Allow him, he's mong-ing
1-Don't let him mong, my parents are coming home!
(doing the same) B- Don't mong yet you freak; fight the mong!
1- Oi, you alrite?
2-Allow him, he's mong-ing
1-Don't let him mong, my parents are coming home!
by Datman December 28, 2007
by meghan and smee August 04, 2005
by Zoomungus November 28, 2014
Used to articulate undefinable/unspeakable acts of simmering homoerotisism between two coworkers or between an animal or object.
John and JC mong in the store basement during lunch breaks.
"JC, wanna Mong?" asked John
JC's first time monging was with a bushy haired gray squirrel
"JC, wanna Mong?" asked John
JC's first time monging was with a bushy haired gray squirrel
by Brdkelli August 11, 2003