Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

by Nick S December 5, 2004

cell-phone fuck

a person who constantly whips out a cell phone to check if someone has called them

This act takes place at least once every 5 minutes

Also a person who takes out a cell phone to repeatedly open and close it in an annoying manner

Almost every male in our school is a cell-phone fuck. Always checking to see if some skank has called them

by Robert Williamson February 18, 2006

fuck this nigger shit

An exclamatory phrase used when confronting a frustrating situation.

"This girl is giving me a hard time about calling her. Fuck this nigger shit."

by My Friend Mark January 11, 2009

What a fucking waster.

its not what the chode above said ^^ GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU POST IT!
its really a popular song by the libertines, called what a waster. here are some of the lyrics. well, all of the lyrics then ¬_¬

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

When she wakes up in the morning
She writes down all her dreams
Reads like the book of revelations
Or the Beano or the unabridged ulysses

Oh I really wanna know
So tell me, where does all the money go
where does all the money go
Straight, straight up her nose

And I never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a divvy what a fucking div
Talking like a moron, walking like a spiv
I was laying in bed paying my rent
Knocking on the door for something

That she lent her brother
Meanwhile from under the covers she says
Save me from tommorow, save me from tommorow
Oh no, Oh no not me

And I never never liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah
Never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

by the libertines rule. if you disagree i will kill j00 September 8, 2004

Fuck you Cupid

What you say when you fall in love with someone and they simply don't feel the same way
Honestly, really really sucks. Escpecially when they are the most amazing person ever.

Fuck you Cupid. You had to shoot me and not him. Oh, I love you Josh

by JukeboxFuckup August 2, 2010

tally-fucking-ho

Shouted when leaving somewhere to go elsewhere or when accelerating a car.

Best shouted in an upper class Englishman accent.

Dude 1: To the pub!

Dude 2: Tally-fucking-ho!

by Jack McManus October 3, 2006

fuck hole girl

1.) A female who's only purpose is sexual activities.

2.) Like a glory hole but warm.

Oh, that hoe is just a fuck hole girl.

by Mosh. January 26, 2014