go kick ass

1. a phrase used to shoo away annoying people in a relatively respectful/feel good manner who are trying to tell you how great they can do something.

2. a phrase to use when you are legitimately happy for someone.

1. davey: dude, did you see the awesome lamp i made in woodshop the other day? it was cool huh?

joe: (half ignoring him, trying to get him to het the hint and leave) mhm.

davey: ya see man, all you need to do after you have the overall design done out on the lathe, you need to go-

joe: yeah dude. go kick ass. im actually kinda busy right now.

2. lynn: im so excited! i finally learned that swimming trick the other day!

annie: go kick ass, lynn! thats great!

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man July 12, 2011

Cigs-N-Ass

Scent emitted from an individual who has recently visited an exotic entertainment facility. Magnitude of the smell is directly proportional to the the amount of time spent in the establishment and amount of physical contact with the dancers.

On his way him from Club Erotica, Bill opened all of the windows in hopes of getting rid of the smell of Cigs-N-Ass. It did not work, and his wife filed for divorce shortly after.

by Montel December 10, 2003

hell ass fuck

Despite its spelling, it is used more like "Hell as Fuck" in both meaning and pronunciation- etymology and anthropological studies suggests that the "ass" was probably just added to increase the vulgarity of the phrase. It is used as a descriptive phrase to describe any noun which is "Hella Good/Bad" as "Holy Fuck", it can be used to describe both good things and bad things depending on context and how it is said- this is indicative of its origins as spoken vernacular.

That show was Hell ass Fuck! Shi-it!

by The WangStein October 10, 2005

ass whipping insurance

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!

by Desmond Shoals April 10, 2008

pasty white ass

A pale butt.

"Look at his pasty white ass! It's blinding!"

by Christian Brooks, the sexist June 8, 2014

Shots from the ass

Body shots or alcoholic beverages in vials embibed from the asscrack of a titty dancer in a titty bar with asses and titties everywhere. A method used to demoralize the stripper and to also get a good look at the heart-shaped fart-box of an unsuspecting shot girl.

Chris and Matt bought eachother shots from the ass of various strippers at Baby Dolls last night.

by Anonymous May 11, 2004

chicken cutlet of the ass

another name for a hemroid.

"dude had a chicken cutlet of the ass, hurt like a bitch"

by Master Pussy eater December 31, 2006