Happiest Redditor

The Happiest Redditor is someone usually the most miserable loser ass nigga on the face of planet earth, a chopped failure, who's allergic to showers and legal relationships. Their hard drive is full of cp and they can't understand the definition of happiness, can't grasp the concept of an opinion, so the only thing they do is shit on you, your interests, your goals, your achievements, because they have nothing and nobody and they never will.

Yo, this person on reddit just shit on someone for beating cancer, he must be one of the happiest redditors on this app

by Chicknb4lls467 December 23, 2025

superfluous acts of redrafting

the fine art of being oral in society

superfluous acts of redrafting is useful

by Janet Shue December 14, 2008

First Law of reddit

reddit>sleep.

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?

by AnonIthink September 7, 2013

Twelve O'Clock Redeye

Putting salt in the nose, taking a drink, and putting lime juice in the eye.

A dare to conduct a twelve o'clock redeye

by slang_1 December 28, 2014

lord of rednecks

king of the south

Lord of rednecks is a paradox of king of the south

by Arcane Master March 17, 2015

Slaw Slap Redemption

When you dip your balls in coleslaw and drag them across someone's face.

Sounds like she needs a "Slaw Slap Redemption".

by Tyler_Derby_Tittyslap January 17, 2016

SCBOLBOY Mass reported redz

A meme popular in the community of Nobelium. It regards the false accusation of a person known as redzbux of accusing SCBOLBOY of mass reporting and doing everything that was ever bad in the world.

"SCBOLBOY MASS REPORTED REDZ!!!!!!"

by GlucioPL December 20, 2016