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spark up

by ilovetoasprakup April 6, 2019
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pony up

Greg: Hey Mike I just screwed the boss!!
Mike: Hey Greg...pony up...you pug-faced asshole.
by Bianca February 5, 2004
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Vagetarian Fry-up

The deviant sexual act of feeding a bag lady the yolk of a fried egg, served out of her clowns pocket with your womb broom. ergo. egg and toast soldiers.

sauces optional.
When I picked up Mustang Sally for sex, she was so hungry afterwards, she gobbled up her vagetarian fry-up.
by Roger_the_cabin_boy January 23, 2005
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ultimate sit-up

When you get a person to do a blinded folded sit-up and then when they've become use to it and they trust that your not going to do anthting, you pull down your pants and when they come up, but you ass is their face.
Dude, we totaly make Ashely do a ultimate sit-up at the beach yerturday!
by Steeze-Unit October 29, 2009
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fuck up the shut

Guy 1: Hey, I have a 15 foot penis.
Guy 2: Dude, fuck up the shut.
by Gangsta Numba Ninizzle. March 25, 2009
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eat a gun up

To suck a dick, poss. origin: United States Federal Prison system
by B Diddy April 23, 2005
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pin-up asian

The pin-up asian is commonly found in Japan (usually in jail after caught exposing herself to children at playgrounds). The pin-up asian is sometimes elusive and will not get caught with indecent exposure due to the fact that she can be confused for a small asian boy. Her hobbies include: day-time prostitution, sushi rolling, cross dressing, impersonating crossing guards at preschools so that she can be near children, and underwater basket weaving. The pin-up asian is unable to reproduce due to her chromosomal abnormalities and is therefore on the endangered species list. Wanted dead or alive, reward for her mounted trophy head.
Is that pin-up asian day-time hooking again? Who does that?
by FCW January 31, 2009
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