Meantime Man

A man that you use to fulfill sexual needs until the right one comes along.

Bestie- Hey Girl, what did you do last weekend?
Me- I was with my meantime man, nothing else to do.
Bestie- Damn girl, you real as fuck!
Me-I'm real as fuck, at least I'm not a Joleen or Hoeleen

by Dynamic Duet November 20, 2019

Man-Made Brigade

Also known as MMB. He is a soon to be big time YouTuber who makes good content. He is known for being super white, buff as fuck, and getting all the bitches.

Friend 1: "Yo are you subscribed to MMB?"
Friend 2: "Who?"
Friend 1: "Man-Made Brigade, you know the hot hunk YouTuber Influencer"
Friend 2: "No I haven't even heard of him"
Friend 1: "dafuq? get outta here with your little brained, stupid ass. We're not friends anymore"

by 99Blockhead November 26, 2019

Man flu

The man flu is where a dude will feel under the weather for a few hours/half the day after sitting outside in the cold for hours while smoking half a pack of cigarettes, some weed, and drinking jack Daniels. The man flu is also having a sinus headache.........that’s it. The man flu is a serious illness that should be announced to all and taken seriously. The man flu has no actual symptoms, when confronted about the man flu it can only be described as “ feeling really sick”. There is no cure for man flu.

My husband has the man flu. He has the sniffles and has dramatically thrown himself on the couch and called out of work.

by wastecase November 28, 2019

Rally man

Rally man is a man that makes everything in the real world to rally.

Person 1: Look at this chair.

Person 2: It's just a normal chair.

Person 1: No i it's a rally car.

Person 2: Wow your a real rally man.

by Dark rally man November 29, 2019

Rally Man

A Rally man is a person that makes everything in to a rally car.

Person 1: Wow look at this chair.
Person 2: It's just a chair.
Person 1: No it's a Rally car.
Person 2: Your a real Rally man.

by Dark rally man November 29, 2019

Muffin Man

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.

"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."

by Bglewis November 29, 2019

Old man baby

Your father

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.

by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019