You Zekeing

When someone tells you something that is full of shit.

The storyteller must have a lot of keys on a key ring.

ZEKE- So hear me out, when I worked at IT group for my town I was the only person that knew how to run a zoom call for the FBI

Jason: man You Zekeing

by Drizzydotj April 21, 2022

Shit you not

Used in conversation to emphasize that the story is NOT an an exaggeration.

"That's exactly how it happened. I shit you not."

by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017

Prouda you

Short form of "proud of you"

Kid: I peed but ain't no used my hands!
Dad: Son, I'm so prouda you...

by BalonyPony December 26, 2019

cop you

If someone says they want to "cop" you it means to take you. In other words, it probably means they would smash you and then pass you. Like a one night stand.

"Lmao I'd cop her real quick"

"Damn you're so attractive I'd cop you"

by adiabeticfrogoncrack February 6, 2019

Quack You

used as an insult or threat. especially if you can't think of anything. sometimes is considered STRONG LANGUAGE.

that person who sits next to you: (steals eraser) ha! ha! ha!
you: give that back or i'll.......
that person who sits next to you: or you'll what?
you: quack you!

by PIGGYWISDOM March 14, 2013

more for you

What someone says when they think its only good for you.

Hey dude, i just bought a new SVS

Eh, More for you.

by Munichman May 13, 2005

you are mom

You use this phrase if you don't know the difference of "you are" and "your".

Human 1: Hehe I did something tonight.
Human 2: I did you are mom.

World: Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

by JuulKing March 26, 2018