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weed hacker

When somebody thrusts so hard during sexual intercourse that their partner'a pubes are inexplicably torn out by the root. (Also known as "CAVEMAN MAKE BROWN SNOW")
Guy1: Man, I had some hardcore sex last night, I totally pulled a weed hacker on that fine mama.
Guy2: damn, I haven't made brown snow since I was 23.
by pumpkinking97 October 26, 2013
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pocket weed

weed that you find in your pocket that you forgot was there
"i thought i was dry but i just found some pocket weed. let's go smoke this shit!"
by smokinmonkeybutts December 5, 2013
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Gang Weed

"Gamer Joker, also known as Gamers Rise Up and We Live in a Society, is an image macro series featuring depictions of the DC Comics supervillain Joker accompanied by intentionally edgy or cringeworthy captions. The memes typically praise video game enthusiasts and criticize women named Veronica who friendzone them in favor of dating "jocks". Examples of the meme are frequently submitted to the Gang Weed Facebook page."

Source:
KnowYourMeme - Gamer Joker
Dude #1:"We live in a society where getting friendzoned by Veronicas is normal. GANG WEED help me fight for equality."
Dude #2:"How many layers of irony are you on?"
Dude #1:"Like maybe 5, or 6 right now. My dude."
Dude #2:"You are like a little baby. Watch this: Z U C C."
by SYLVER SECOND July 24, 2018
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Weed Rat

A grimy rat based human who spends their money on weed before paying a roommate for expenses such as utilities or rent.
Roommate 1: Ayyy man, can you sauce me for this month's rent?
Roommate 2: Nah, I spent it all on weed.
Roommate 1: You Weed Rat!
by SkoopiteePoop April 22, 2019
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weed thoughts

next level thinking you can only access when your high on marijuwania.
Hey guys!

What gav?

if water is reflective, and we are 96% water, why am i not a mirror?

Hahah, gavs having weed thoughts!
by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019
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Weed Skinny

"I went to Lisbon for a year and smoked weed like every day and I lost a lot of weight so now I'm totally weed skinny."

"Wiz Khalifa is definitely weed skinny."

"Did you know weed makes you skinny? - oh, so you get weed skinny!"

"Weed skinny is a thing."
by Thomkov September 22, 2019
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Speed Weed

THC juice vaporized in a meth pipe because you burnt the coil on your cart you payed 30 bucks for
"Use a wrench to open the cart and pour the juice in here"
"You got a torch lighter?"
"We call this Speed Weed"
by Honted tonk July 5, 2020
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