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Car Wash

When the coaching staff makes you jam a football into your peehole and you are forced to practice college football with a football inside your penis. Just like a car wash.
“Hey there. Welcome to Northwestern Football. Now please, insert this football through your peehole. You know, just like a car wash!
by Darve July 11, 2023
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White Wash

When you fill a super soaker with cum and play a party game, the loser gets hosed down with the cum, thus. a White Wash
We played Spin the Bottle, Johnny lost and had to get White Washed.
by LootGoblinPenny October 21, 2023
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washed

look at prettyboyonur he's so washed
by 200inwinterroyale February 5, 2020
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Baltic Ball-Wash

An infamous trick, when a woman from the Baltic region washes both balls in her mouth (sexually) while both her hands are rummaging in your pockets looking for money and valuables.
Stanislaw got Baltic ball-washed and I had to wire him money for a bus home.
by Horatius fabi November 25, 2018
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Washing machine

Proper noun: A guy who is insanely attractive and usually a menace to females because they can't help but get stuck inside him metaphorically.
Hello and welcome to what the fuck is washing machine doing?
what is jenny doing in that washing machine?
by orekhao February 10, 2023
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Texarkana Wash

Term used in the fire service to describe half ass washing the rig. Typically a Texarkana Wash involves half ass washing everything below the windows, only rinsing off the rear, and doing nothing to the front.
Firefighter 1: "Man we need to wash that pumper today as much as I don't want to"
Firefighter 2: "Let's put a Texarkana Wash on that bitch and call it good"
by Chachbag51 December 15, 2022
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