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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
mugGet the the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.mug.

Salty Socket

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?
by Boredom Central December 16, 2024
mugGet the Salty Socketmug.

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016
mugGet the salty mommymug.

Salty

Bella is salty aka pissed
by yourmommmmmmmmisablah October 20, 2019
mugGet the Saltymug.

Salty trophy

A salty trophy: when, after achieving a podium in racing, you fill your trophy with jizz and the woman/team mates drink from said trophy
Bryan, how are you celebrating your podium?

- with a mighty salty trophy
by anonymous June 27, 2024
mugGet the Salty trophymug.

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