Don't turn a cough in to a coffin

To make a situation worse by moaning about it before it has reached its natural conclusion.

"This bonfire night is shit. It's 9.30 and we haven't seen any fireworks yet"
"Chill out, don't turn a cough in to a coffin"

by tytybo November 09, 2011

where sun don't shine

Here as ass.

I will shove up this ruler where sun don't shine.

by wheresundon'tshine May 29, 2020

I don't give a fig

It means, I don't give a fuck

I don't give a fig if you own a PhD in International Relations, I am the boss here!

by Brasf June 24, 2016

don't be jealous of a dead fish

Don't dwell on something long gone or worthless

- Did you see who my ex girlfriend kissed?
- Oh come on, don't be jealous of a dead fish!

by trippy trip February 27, 2023

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse

Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

by mogacco505 June 17, 2019

marijuana i don't wanna

when a dude or dudet offers you the marijuana and you need a way to say no

friend: you wanna smoke marijuana
ME/you: marijuana i don't wanna

by kindofanicon May 29, 2018

Don't find your mamma in it

Don't dig into food too deep.

An idiom, usually spoken in a buffet line, by the guy behind you, when you are spooning out food.
(A vague reference to exhuming a body.)

Hey dude, ease up on that potato salad... Don't find your mamma in it.

by Bakey Snakey July 30, 2021