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Mountain hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
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Rusty hook

First someone puts their finger in their asshole and takes it out. Subsequently they bend their finger like a fishhook and hook it into someone's cheek.
Damn girl.. Yesterday I was just minding my own business when this guy walked by and gave me a rusty hook.
by (f)lyingdutchman March 3, 2020
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Toad's hook up

Did you see that Toad's hook up he just pulled? It was awesome
by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011
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Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.
Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"
by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023
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Duck Hook

The physical reaction to a golfer hitting a golf ball with a severe hook.
"oh no, the golfer has hit a DUCK HOOK, a ball with a dangerous amount of topspin... and it may harm us, DUCK" !
by Jack Daniel Friel February 10, 2023
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Hooked

This award is the lowest of the lowest and if you receive this for any reason you know that you messed up big time.
Hey remember that soldier that left?…Yeah! He ended up getting hooked that’s crazy right?
by Johnathan NORIEGA March 11, 2022
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hook

Hook: to hook up drugs.
You got the money? Lets go hook the mexi is almost to the meet spot!
by KeefasisMakesDaHoesQueefasis August 11, 2016
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