Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong
by Analnuke March 26, 2018
tall as fuck. has perfect pitch. bought a color. tiktoker. rage quits. catchphrases include "its so doomed" and "sped". inventor of the 4 scale. wordhunt god. not afraid to roast back and be absolutely brutal (to the point of being unable to recover). lowkey scary. attracted to abgs.
by user385011 November 23, 2021
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by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003
guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021
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