Dick Stubig

The man with a penis so large, it can not fit in any hole, and therefore he is the most unhappy man alive.

Dick Stubig was angry last night.

by Robert Van Winkle April 12, 2004

dick vomiting

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.

Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”

by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017

eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

Krill dick

The Norwegian equivalent of a micropenis.

Lingelbach has a krill dick.

by Lingelbach's Mom June 4, 2018

Dicked The Show

To screw up really bad.

To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.

Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.

I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?

We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?

by blake dremmel October 6, 2008

dick-ceps.

muscles of dick....

my "dick-ceps" are bigger than your biceps.
show your dick-ceps......

by serial-kisser October 1, 2011

Beach dick

When you're at the beach, and you just got out of the cold water. You're laying on the sand, and you try to get a show boner, but the cold causes it to be smaller than it should, and you probably shouldn't show it off.

What's up, ladies? Check out this half-mast beach dick I've got going. It's literally an inch, and a half, at best.

by Pikaderp August 6, 2015