Pikaderp's definitions
When you're at the beach, and you just got out of the cold water. You're laying on the sand, and you try to get a show boner, but the cold causes it to be smaller than it should, and you probably shouldn't show it off.
What's up, ladies? Check out this half-mast beach dick I've got going. It's literally an inch, and a half, at best.
by Pikaderp August 6, 2015
Get the Beach dickmug.