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bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.
Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”
by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018
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Bunk Bed

I’m a top and a bottom. I’m a bunk bed.
by troller330 June 9, 2018
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bed pig

A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.
This horizontal chihuahua is a total bed pig.
by James_onthe_Rocks1 January 9, 2018
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Bed

by 1+1=3_nice January 9, 2020
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Frog bed

a bed specifically used for fucking
Guy 1: Yo, you hear that Emily fucked that one black guy on the frog bed?
Guy 2: Oh word?
by what12345678 January 13, 2020
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Saddle up the hay bed

Saddle up the hay bed is a way of saying hit the hay but instead of falling asleep you're preparing to go to sleep.
Well fellas I'm gonna saddle up the hay bed.
by MF SHAGGY January 23, 2020
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Bed falling

When one pulls shirt over ones head and falls off the bed
I just googled bed falling and was on YouTube for hours
by Barrison Family April 2, 2020
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