smoke my bacon

used in atlanta awhile back,which means,"suck my dick".
a mans dick or "penis" is also known as meat, so bacon is meat. Say you were at the dinner table and someone say something you dont like,instead of saying, "suck my dick" out loud and being rude, just be polite and say, "smoke my bacon".
by Ocho Suerte February 11, 2009
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Gang Bangin' On Bacon

Lynn: Good morning Bdb!
Bdb: Ain't nothing GOOD about it!
Lynn: Dang, you gang bangin' on bacon nigga?!
by BDB_ September 03, 2016
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vertical bacon sandwich

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia
I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night
by poonfag October 14, 2009
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frying your bacon

Phrase coined in 2006 by Dimitri Williams of Oakdale.

Used to imply someone is about to get or already is getting their hypothetical ass annihilated, kicked, whooped, beaten, or simply owned.
Dimitri was frying your bacon out the ass last night.
by NarooN November 28, 2009
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A phrase created on Reddit.com used to distinguish redditors from people with actual lives.
The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight test:
Person 1-"When does the Narwhal bacon?"
Person 2-"At midnight!"
Person 3-"I wish you two had dignity..."
by HerpDerpington1234 July 14, 2011
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Canadian Bacon Nipples

When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.
by Karissa December 18, 2004
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Bacon Fucking

Having sex from behind. Also referred to doggy style or makin' bacon. Well, bacon fucking is that of two persons, hetro/homo or whatever, which are overweight (resembing pigs).
Sally and Jim were really going at it last night. I could hear them Bacon Fucking through the walls. Those two better be careful or they'll go through another bed this week.
by KILLRHEDAKE November 24, 2009
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