textationship

a relationship bound strictly to text messages with the absence of an actual physical connection, including but not limited to dates, sex, etc. One may use pictures, Facebook, or sexts, but it is strictly a telephone based relationship.

My, that lad has been in a textationship with her for sometime now. Do you think it will ever become at least Facebook official? I know they talked about meeting at Starbucks.

by rynogram July 13, 2012

Poo Text

Tha act of texting while you are taking a poo, shit, or dump.


Receiving a text from someone who is taking a poo, shit, or dump.

I just got a "Poo Text" from Paul, how gross!

Mike is "Poo Texting" me again.

by Cravinskid January 23, 2009

testtube baby

A person that is so dumb or weird that there is no way that they are human and therefore was cloned from a piece of shit.

alex glumac

by PoatoChip May 3, 2003

Text Rape

When you are asked a series of inappropriate (sexual) questions while texting someone.

Brian: Hey Gina,wasup?
Gina: Heyy Brian i'm good!
Brian: Say how do you look in a thong?
Gina: EXCUSE ME!?

Gina was just text rapped by Brian. Don't let this be you!!

TEXT RAPE!

by Lawwwddd Tab February 2, 2009

text out

the action of asking someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend by texting them instead of asking in person or over the phone

"Dude i heard you're goin out with sarah. when did you ask her out?"
"Oh i texted her last night"

"Man dude you texted her out? thats lame. get some balls and ask her in person next time"
"okay fine i wont "
"its dumb to text out"

by I'm6'5" October 4, 2011

text yelling

The idea of arguing through text messages.

Friend 1 text: You need to stop all this nonsense already! And smarten up! You're better than that.

Friend 2 text: Stop text yelling at me!

by kdub12 February 5, 2010

cyber text

To Have Cyber Sex Through Methods of a cel phone.

Bob>Take Your Pants Off
Shirley> Are You Stroking It?
Bob>I'm setting the phone down to now.
Shirley>Ok, text me when your done.

by Crystal April 16, 2005