Disney Dad

A dad who is air-headed and simingly incompetent, much like the dad's on the Disney channel.

Mindy's father is such a Disney Dad. Yesterday, he slipped on a bannana peel on his way out the door.

by Ninjabunny99 February 12, 2016

Dad Bod

David Harbour.

Person one: "Hey, man. David Harbour has a rocking bod."

Person two: "He has that dad bod."

Person one: "I want to shove that bod up my ass."

Person 2: "...what?!"

by DadBodExpert December 12, 2017

Dad bods

A gaggle of elder cis-het white men who are sub brats to a queer presenting liberal white woman and delight in public humiliation (specifically trivia)

Look at those dad bods, relishing in being called cunts

by Hefe the Great January 12, 2023

dad car

When a teenager owns a fuel efficient, crappy looking car that his rich bitch parents buy him.

Who owns that dad car?

Dolan

by Crass Gish December 03, 2015

Dad cap

A condom that is used to make sure that a guy doesn't become a dad.

"Dude remember to wear a dad cap, you don't want to be Tiffaines baby daddy!"

by Tiffaine September 27, 2017

mum and dad

When two of your friends finally get together and they become the Mum and Dad of the group.

It usually means they are a very wholesome couple.

You and Becky are Mum and Dad!!!

by Wholesomeshitposting May 26, 2020

Disney Dad

The best dad there is. He does the most coolest and entertaining things with you and doesn't fret over the littlest things. Literally the opposite of a killjoy. If you have a Disney dad, consider yourself lucky (especially if you're a kid).

Jess: Hey wanna come over to Ben's place tonight? I hear he has a Disney Dad who's doing fun stuff
Taylor: Omg sure, sounds fun!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 30, 2021