Worcester Smarties

Birth control. Such named becuase birth control was invented in worcester massachusettes.

I didn't want to get knocked up so I went out and got some Worcester Smarties.

by Miondams Elf January 19, 2008

shart

shit fart

aw, i sharted, i better go wipe....

by sadamus January 21, 2010

shart storm

1. Literally: An instance of flatulence of an obnoxious order accompanied by moderate to severe anal leakage.
2. Euphemism, noun (see shit storm)

My brother Kyle unleashed a shart storm in his pants.
I'm in a shart storm of trouble for calling my boss a dick licker.

by Gangsta Medic January 27, 2007

Shart

When you get the felling you have to fart, and when you do, a little shit comes out.

1. Dude, can we leave?
2. Why
1. I, uhh, well i sharted.
2. ohh haha ok lets go...

by EWW I SHARTED!!! April 18, 2010

shart

the act of which 1 disasterously shits him or herself in an attempt to push gas out their ass aka the hershey squirt

so you think youre kinda smart and you thought it was a fart.....

by d-rock represesntin shartin May 13, 2005

shart

to fart and shit ur pants at the same time but only a lil shit comes out

zebedee sharted because he dont fit in the shitter cause he is a fat fuck defined in as zebedee under z

by BIG_A April 3, 2005

shart

Accidental poo while farting

I sharted at a restaraunt and took immediate action. I was trying to discard my underwear in the bathroom but people kept coming in. I decided to discard my underwear and drop next to toilet on floor vs. being seen discarding underwear.

by Shart-Man August 20, 2008