Dirty wig shopper

Someone who is or likes transsexuals secretly and it is implied has a small penis who never agrees to show it

„Rowan is a dirty wig shopper, he won’t show me his dick and I’m pretty sure he likes trannies“

by WigShopper June 30, 2024

Dutch Bag Slapper

When you drop a turd so fat that it snacks your balls when it falls.

I just dropped a fat dutch bag slapper bro.

by guyw88wejbdd January 28, 2026

Nevada Ring Slapper

When the male rims their penis around the anus of the female then inserts a cucumber into anus instead

“I gave her a Nevada Ring Slapper last night!”

by NewJumbo March 9, 2026

Cold Blooded Finger Snapper

When a woman uses a lizard as a dildo

Person 1: have you ever tried the Cold Blooded Finger Snapper?
Person 2: Yessss It's the best!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Average Mileven Shipper

a media illiterate smooth brain who has no understanding of the stranger things characters and has no idea how a healthy relationship functions

Average Mileven Shipper: “I ship midleven because I'm twelve years old and lack basic media comprehension skills.”

by milevenisadogshitship September 30, 2025

New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.

Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020