The greatest sex move known to mankind. It is said that even Chuck Norris cant handle the delicate procedure of the moist sandwich. Requires a live cobra, a temperpedic, a cow prod, several feet of rope, and a tub of elephant semen.
Jeff: hey, why's Bob walking like that?
Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....
Jeff:....ouch....
Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....
Jeff:....ouch....
by U.R.Mom April 20, 2011
Get the Moist Sandwichmug. when a large black man throws down a vicious dunk over a small white man standing helplessly in front of the basket.
After Josh Smith served Steve Nash yet another nut sandwich, Nash was forced to have a pair of balls surgically grafted to his face.
by obey my dog February 4, 2009
Get the nut sandwichmug. by pyrator April 25, 2003
Get the Ham Sandwichmug. by nigga lipz March 12, 2010
Get the shit sandwichmug. The worst of all dilemmas; a predicament known only to the few brave soldiers who died gruesomely in a fierce battle with the infamous Princess Sarah
"Daddy, Daddy, whose grave stone is this?" Said Michal.
"We don't speak of such things," said Jeremy. "However unfortunate the plight of Sir Buck, we must not dwell on the laurels of the Coconut Sandwich!"
"We don't speak of such things," said Jeremy. "However unfortunate the plight of Sir Buck, we must not dwell on the laurels of the Coconut Sandwich!"
by Matthew McD January 11, 2009
Get the Coconut Sandwichmug. When someone has really bad breath that you can't ignore it or tell them in a polite manner of its foulness. So bad that not even 8 rolls of mentos could come near to making it fresh.
by Thunder, Thunder,Thundercunt August 28, 2007
Get the Shit Sandwichmug. A form of torture whereby a large male dog is aroused to the point of having his penis come out. The victim is then strapped down and the dog ordered to sit on the victim's face. The "sandwich" is formed by the victim's lips, which act as the "bread," and the dog's penis, which becomes the "meat."
The Al Qaeda terriost told us everything after we administered 75 straight hours of Pink Sandwiches. He was psychologically bruised, yet was physically unharmed (with the exception of badly needing a breath mint.)
by Toad July 30, 2004
Get the Pink Sandwichmug.