Punch the Astronaut

When you are high and decide to masturbate

John: do you wanna go to Wendy’s?
Jack: gimme 15, I gotta go punch the astronaut

by Jd87 March 18, 2021

Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023

Punched a shark

To succeed in business despite powerful management trying to hold you back

I started in the mailroom of an international bank and I became CEO. I really punched a shark!

by Bowslosski October 4, 2023

Brush punch

Texas term for fornicate ,especially out in the country or backroads

Dang . Our waitress is a cutie , and she is digging me. I'd like to take her back to the ranch and brush punch her.

by Dfdubmountain November 25, 2021

Skin Punch

An unlubed chode that hurts going into woman.

Girl 1: How was the one night stand last night?
Girl 2: Its was terrible. He gave me a Skin Punch

by Skin punch June 11, 2022

sunday punch

You are going doggy style and you punch them in the back of the head, knocking them out until Sunday

My friend went to jail for Sunday Punching a girl.

by hizfldskjfsdlakjf August 20, 2006

skater punch

a crazy punch delivered to a head involving a partially closed fist smash a face at the speed of light very harmless punch

when you mess with the wrong skater he will close his fist point his palm in the direction of your face and unleash a very harmless skater punch to your skull

by Kevin , Steven Padilla March 2, 2008