Porn Crush

Simply, a crush on a porn star. Just like having a crush on Brad Pitt, one can have a Porn Crush on any porn star, from Amateur to Professional, from Brent Corrigan to Jenna Jameson.
(The Porn Crush is generally considered non-creepy. Porn Star Obsession is a different thing completely.)
"Man, I've got such a Porn Crush on Jenna Jameson - I have all of her stuff!"

"I would date Chase McKenzie, I have a total Porn Crush on him."
by isthiscanon April 9, 2009
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Surprise Porn

A genre of pornography in which innocent victims are caught off guard and to their 'suprise', sexual acts are performed on them.

These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.

Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!

Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
I jacked off to some good surprise porn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.
by diehard_86 May 24, 2006
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Porn Hangover

I word used to describe when a person jacks off to much to porn and cant do anything for a few hours.
I was having such a bad porn hangover last night that i couldnt go out.
by ParadoxSync February 27, 2009
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porn profiteer

a person who sells teen porn made by teens to the wider young adult porn market.
usually done by another teen.
by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009
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porn burn

Having watched far too much porn, real world sex doesn't do it for you or is extremely difficult to get to the tickley bit.
Sorry I can't cum I have porn burn
by Anon0101010 February 7, 2015
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lore porn

An overabundance of fandom theories and speculation over a specific piece of fiction in one single article or video.
Lore porn is in abundance on whether Aldrich ate Nito. He ate my waifu so I took his laifu .
by The Logical Fallacy August 6, 2016
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Snack Porn

The obscene amount of snacks left out in the break room during the holidays at work.
There's some serious snack porn in the break room today -- cupcakes, chocolate pretzels, cookies, chips, cheese dip, crackers and popcorn.
by eatmorchickn December 30, 2011
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