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by gayfaggnuts April 30, 2022
Get the A great white shark (real!)mug. What you have to do when you have toilet paper in the house but not in the bathroom and you only realize that after you've shit and you're home alone. Essentially waddling to wherever you keep the toilet paper with your pants and undies at your ankles and shit on your ass and then waddling back hoping no one sees you like this.
The "Donald Duck" part coming from the fact that you're most likely Donald Ducking while doing this
The "Donald Duck" part coming from the fact that you're most likely Donald Ducking while doing this
Eric realized he had to restock the toilet paper after he took a Taco Bell shit, thus he now has to either make Donald Duck's Great Journey or wait till someone comes home.
by Guy McDo August 22, 2023
Get the Donald Duck's Great Journeymug. AKA: The GBBO, The Bake-Off
A show that all of Britain watches every year to see who's baking is the best
And to see who's baking falls, tastes horrible, lookes shite, or just isn't quite to the standard of bread Paul wants.
WARNING: NEVER SPOIL THE WINNER
Reason: you don't want to get shanked
Solution: always check if the other people have seen it before you say any names
A show that all of Britain watches every year to see who's baking is the best
And to see who's baking falls, tastes horrible, lookes shite, or just isn't quite to the standard of bread Paul wants.
WARNING: NEVER SPOIL THE WINNER
Reason: you don't want to get shanked
Solution: always check if the other people have seen it before you say any names
Person 1: "have you seen the Bake-Off (Great British Bake Off) yet?"
Person 2: "yeah, I can't believe George won! He did so terribly the first few rounds!"
Person 1: "DON'T SPOIL IT YOU EEJIT, I'VE NOT SEEN IT YET!"
Person 2: "yeah, I can't believe George won! He did so terribly the first few rounds!"
Person 1: "DON'T SPOIL IT YOU EEJIT, I'VE NOT SEEN IT YET!"
by LookinForPizza November 25, 2020
Get the Great british bake offmug. An phrase that pseudo-intellectuals, brownnosers or sycophants use to elevate themselves intellectually to another by pretending they think or believe the same as they do when in fact so-called "great minds" set themselves apart from others because they really DON'T think like everyone else.
Intellectual: Since the 1950's, the whole of modern western civilization is based off of one driving concept - consumerism! It is the the reason for all the social ills of modern society. Despite the obvious advances in technology in medicine, agriculture, communications, engineering, and alternative energy we as a people are held back because the power rests in the few with the financial and political influence to keep money where is always has been. This rise in technology should be bettering the minds of the masses, but actually is made to anesthetize them and keep them complacent and lethargic.
Pseudo-intellectual: OMG!! Like...wow! I just said the same thing to my friends at the country club yesterday! I say you can get the same quality with Gucci that they get with Prada for less money. But nobody seems to listen. And...ya know...it sooo, like, frustrating? Great minds think alike, right?
Intellectual: *looks down his nose* You're not even in the same conversation.
Pseudo-intellectual: OMG!! Like...wow! I just said the same thing to my friends at the country club yesterday! I say you can get the same quality with Gucci that they get with Prada for less money. But nobody seems to listen. And...ya know...it sooo, like, frustrating? Great minds think alike, right?
Intellectual: *looks down his nose* You're not even in the same conversation.
by Tenacious Faulker March 9, 2013
Get the Great minds think alikemug. a phrase that defines the vessel first built and designed to successful use by Sir Thomas Crapper, on Royal warrant to King Edward the incontinent. However, as a fan of royal bowel movements, he devoted too much time to their study and failed to patent said recepticle, and thus lost out on millions in licensing. Usually found in places of civility (IE anywhere but China), and greatly appreciated when life is absent of them. Hard, circular to fit the general size of buttock but not the aim of many sexually incompetant men, who if they cannot find mark in a large round hole, says something about any potential skill with a small one. Usually white to emphasise the colour your bowels can only hope to live up to compared to royalty.
First used on "Fairy Odd Parents" on Nickelodeon, by Jorgon Von Strangle
First used on "Fairy Odd Parents" on Nickelodeon, by Jorgon Von Strangle
Person One: That was some awesome curry buffet,..
Person Two: Yeah,.. ohh my guts ,. Hold up,.. I gotta go file a report with the great white round one.
Person Two: Yeah,.. ohh my guts ,. Hold up,.. I gotta go file a report with the great white round one.
by StevoHK April 15, 2008
Get the the great white round onemug. Great Wyrley High School is a bag of shit where all the idiots who don’t care about their future go.
by Guhygffgbjjm August 14, 2019
Get the Great Wyrley High Schoolmug. A. I don't give a fuck! In fact I'm screwing things up just to piss off my boss.
B. I'm so aggrevated at the fuckups I can't even think straight!
B. I'm so aggrevated at the fuckups I can't even think straight!
A:
Boss: how's that new project going Schmitty?
Schmitty: it's great, I'm learning a lot!
B:
manager (to boss): How is Schmitty doing? I'm really glad you're taking the time to show him this new process.
Boss *eye twitch* it's great, I'm learning a lot!
Boss: how's that new project going Schmitty?
Schmitty: it's great, I'm learning a lot!
B:
manager (to boss): How is Schmitty doing? I'm really glad you're taking the time to show him this new process.
Boss *eye twitch* it's great, I'm learning a lot!
by BinaryHackerMan July 4, 2016
Get the It's great, I'm learning a lotmug.