I was getting ready to bang this chick when she took off her shirt and I noticed she was cross nippled.
by GSpotSniper October 09, 2013
by macy and maddie the trannys April 09, 2021
Dude 1: "dude, this zit on my chest, I fucking popped it and it's bleeding like a motherfucker!"
Dude 2: "Oh dude, you got a fucking vampire nipple!"
Dude 2: "Oh dude, you got a fucking vampire nipple!"
by DryHumpingandHeavyPetting22 November 12, 2015
by SillyWillyNirvana July 23, 2017
Charles: dude, I think something's wrong...
Brandon: what is it?
Charles: I am growing something on my dick...
Brandon: ewwww
Charles: should I go to the doctor?
Brandon: yes!
Charles: I think I have a huge dick nipple!
Brandon: what is it?
Charles: I am growing something on my dick...
Brandon: ewwww
Charles: should I go to the doctor?
Brandon: yes!
Charles: I think I have a huge dick nipple!
by IAmDillChicken April 06, 2016
by fergflan February 20, 2017
by BlankCanvas742 November 15, 2021