russian jerk off

When you get your penis suck in the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun and pull the trigger

"dude i was im the hospital because i tried the russian jerk off."

by brokenhalo2202 January 5, 2018

Circle-jerk kids

A bunch of kids(football, athletic) who masturbate into each others bums. or Just Retards and pricks.

Damn the Circle-jerk kids shoved me and made me spill my lunch.

by bidamin December 20, 2014

jerk clerk work

Tedious mind numbing work that you are clearly overqualified for. This type of work takes up at least fiftey percent of your time if your title includes the words "Assistant Manager".

I save my jerk clerk work for Mondays, since I am braindead then anyhow.

by Bill from Ohio June 11, 2008

jerk my chicken

Masturbation

Hey wanna come out today

No I gotta jerk my chicken

by Taykay47 August 16, 2017

Transgender Circle Jerk

A group of males with abnormally large breasts using their arms to cause a nearby group of males to ejaculate; often done while sitting down in a circle.

This transgender circle jerk was by far the best of the year!

by BOB THE BUILDER OF HELL September 18, 2019

idiot-jerk-face

fag, jerk,bitch, dum ass

He's such and idiot jerk face...

by Soadina September 29, 2003

jerking off a blind guy

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.

What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!

by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017