Flightless skin bird

A metaphor for the penis, cock, dick etc.

Damn girl...you tryin to give my flightless skin bird wings?

by Dean Gallberry March 26, 2019

Pulling the pork skin

Wanking until your dick turns a light pink colour.

Zaryod: what's Brad doing?
Dylan: last time I heard he said he was pulling the pork skin.

by Creamyshart October 14, 2018

Turkey Skin Giblets

The male ball sack and testicles.

She said she was hungry so I pulled her down and let her dine on my Turkey skin giblets.

He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.

by Dick Onchin November 20, 2020

Crawling in my skin

crawling in my skin <- when life f**ks u and u feel insecure and lost as f**k

i'm probably going insane. all this sh*t makes me feeling like its it's crawling in my skin and kills me from the inside.

by deadmandriftin' March 21, 2017

Patriotic Skin Cancer

The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)

Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.

by Pwink June 11, 2020

Skin Cell Beach

Skin Cell Beach - is a beach on an office desk made up of skin cells. Usually in the shape of a half moon in front of where the person would normally sit. Its black and nasty skin cells that have been amassed over a long period of time and never cleaned.

how can you sit over there at skin cell beach? why don't you clean that thing?

by TurtleHDpokinU May 03, 2011

Skin Texture Pack

When someone cuts themselves in a specific place to the point where the skin has a different texture than the rest of their body.

Dude, that Emo chick just added a skin texture pack

by Depressed77 November 12, 2021