Texas Hog Licker

A person who licks the sweaty genitals of a morbidly obese male individual

I heard the new front desk lady is a Texas hog licker

by StihlSlinger August 9, 2024

hog and ball torture

The Feeling when you get railed by a Roadhog and Hammond simultaneously.

GOD I LOVE GETTING HOG AND BALL TORTURED!

by Gacthaurshaaftxtt August 9, 2024

hog and ball torture

Getting railed from behind by a Roadhog and Hammond.

OH GOD I LOVE GETTING HOG AND BALL TORTURED, DON'T YOU?!?

by Gacthaurshaaftxtt August 9, 2024

Hog

When somethings big, but in a good way.

Hey Paul, look at her huge tits! Jesus Christ, they're HOG!

by Not a Dickbeard March 26, 2025

Hog Struck

Becoming fascinated or greatly impressed after seeing a particularly breathtaking dick pic.

After Chaughn sent his dick pic to the group chat I was instantly Hog Struck. I've been able to think of nothing else for days on end now.

by mooseshadows April 1, 2025

Twerking his hog

When your testosterone is overflowing so you start cranking your Johnson. Like your Hank Williams jr starts playing a lil tune and you gotta strum your chords till you climax

Yoooo no way, I just walked in on Jerry “Twerking his hog”. Or yeah low key might “Twerk my hog” later, been bricked for weeks

by BigballerUrbanD April 4, 2025

Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.

Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?

by jodawg6 April 11, 2025