Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.
In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”
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Get the Grandma Hands mug.The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.
"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"
by Señor_Cardgage October 24, 2011
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After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.
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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!
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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!
by edsned October 27, 2010
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