God first

The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.

Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"

Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”

by oneandonlygod!! April 29, 2022

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god dick

"The Almighty Dick." This type of dick is rare to come across and is most pleasent in sex. This dick will steal your girlfriend, wife, side bitch, mom, and even your grandma if she is still living.

Female 1: Have you ever heard of a God dick?
Female 2: Yes! I wish I could come across one :(

by GertheGod March 14, 2016

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Rap God

A God named Eminem who decided to say "Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated" and become a Rap God, even though he already was.

Damn bitch! That Em is the Rap God!

by DoTheJig December 15, 2016

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