Fudge-Barreled

The distinctly male sensation of either having to shit or piss so bad that the pressure actually causes an erection.

Jim ate a 14 dollar order from taco bell and then drank a bunch of coffee while sitting in his car on a hot day and got fudge-barreled. He had to shit and piss so bad his dick got hard.

by The truth 123 September 19, 2018

Fudge chomper

Fudge eater- someone who eats shit for their sexual satisfaction. Something your mum does. When your dad is out. With the turds your dog lays out.

"Dude, I think your mum is a fudge chomper, she has shit around her mouth."

by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

Fudge Nuggets

The act of dipping your testicles in melted chocolate and having them sucked.

Hey let me have some fudge nuggets.
Other person ok let me dip my testicles in melted chocolate.

by ThatGuy0213 May 3, 2019

fudge

bro stop

noooooo (fudge)

by nooo god dang it stahp stop December 22, 2021

Maggot fudge

When you abuse your penis too mutch and a mixture of blood pus and semen seeps from the end. This is the fudge. It has a very tangy taste to it. The maggot refers to the male genetalia.

Mate, i made some maggot fudge last night, hurt like hell ngl

by Canabalistic Worm December 29, 2018

dutch fudge roll

the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.

since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.

by big shark September 6, 2010

Fudge nuggets

A substitute for the word fuck and something kid friendly

AHH FUDGE NUGGETS I STUBBED MY TOE

by Harper mann March 3, 2022