freeing the priests

A euphemism for masturbation or ejaculation.

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."

by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010

Free the Beaver

A term used to remove ones undergarments in order to allow the air to circulate the female genital area.

The street sttod still as Marc yelled across the street ... Haw ya dirty cow, FREE THE BEAVER

by Mojo0483 July 31, 2009

Free pony

A woman who’s a man eater without malicious intent, she just can’t be tied down.

Damn Lana is such a free pony I feel bad for her boyfriend because she just can’t be tied down but not in a bad way

by Dicknballz Zoe November 29, 2021

Free Screws

When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.

Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.

by Dodoextinct June 29, 2009

free-bunjee

bunjee jumping without a cord

one of many suicide sports, free-bunjee is a sport not limited to those of an athletic nature, anybody can partake in the activity of free-bunjee, it requires very little skill and is growing in popularity worldwide.

by southwalessniper December 5, 2009

free running

Running whilst in one's birthday suit. If a man, the shlong and scrotum swing freely in an agreeable and satisfying way.

The old man enjoyed free running across the country.

by greyshark7 March 14, 2007

free agent

Bisexual. Someone who sleeps with either sex. Especially someone who choses depending on which is more attractive, or is the better deal, on a given night.

Mike: Hey, it looks like Eddie is hitting on that gut...is he gay or what?

Frank: Na, but there are no good looking women here tonight, he's just looking for the best deal. Eddie's a free agent.

by LoneCrane November 4, 2007